It's a manly gift of Pirate Loot! Tucked into a gorgeous Pirate Chest,

are the following goodies:
- Pirate Bay novelty shaped soaps, (may vary but can include coins,
bottles, fishies, etc.)
- A full size bar of gold laced Pirate Bay glycerin soap
- Two mini rubber Pirate Bath Guardians of Dooooooom,
- A scrubby Soapy Sock, and
- A small jar of Pirate Bay aftershave lotion.
The only way to get more treasure would be to haul out the metal detector,
put on some black socks and sandals and head to Florida. Aye, if you want your
first mate to climb your riggings, then this gift is just the thing.